This is a prime example of a religious person and hallucinations....

Discussions about religious, spirtual, philosphical, scientific, and political beliefs.
YES we admit to mixing church and state
User avatar
TSBGOD
Hall of Famer
Hall of Famer
Posts: 10586
Joined: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:56 am
TSB W-L-T: 19 TECMO TITLES
Location: HOME OF THE MOST NBA TITLES...17!
Has thanked: 6 times
Been thanked: 50 times
Contact:

This is a prime example of a religious person and hallucinations....

Postby TSBGOD » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:52 pm

ziur_ziur (5:34:16 PM): Did I ever tell you
ziur_ziur (5:34:25 PM): About me seeing
ziur_ziur (5:34:29 PM): A miracle
ziur_ziur (5:34:38 PM): With my eyes
tsbgod (5:34:52 PM): lol
ziur_ziur (5:34:58 PM): True Story
tsbgod (5:35:03 PM): always is with you
tsbgod (5:35:08 PM): u see things that are not there
ziur_ziur (5:35:22 PM): I saw a woman who had one leg shorter than the other
ziur_ziur (5:35:37 PM): Obviously couldn't walk right
tsbgod (5:35:45 PM): u can walk
tsbgod (5:35:47 PM): with that
ziur_ziur (5:36:00 PM): Yeah but limping
tsbgod (5:36:02 PM): just a weird walk
ziur_ziur (5:36:22 PM): So they sat her on a chair
ziur_ziur (5:36:32 PM): She spread her legs out
ziur_ziur (5:36:43 PM): One is shorter
ziur_ziur (5:36:53 PM): Then they pray
ziur_ziur (5:36:59 PM): I'm watching the leg
ziur_ziur (5:37:17 PM): The short one and then in the middle of the prayer to Jesus
ziur_ziur (5:37:25 PM): Her leg grows
ziur_ziur (5:37:34 PM): And I saw it grow
tsbgod (5:37:35 PM): LMFAO
ziur_ziur (5:37:45 PM): Yup
tsbgod (5:37:49 PM): what was the drug of choice?
ziur_ziur (5:37:50 PM): True Story
tsbgod (5:38:08 PM): PCP?
ziur_ziur (5:38:16 PM): Jesus did all sort of miracles in Bible
ziur_ziur (5:38:20 PM): Nothing new
ziur_ziur (5:38:36 PM): We just ask him to do it again and he does
ziur_ziur (5:38:50 PM): It's cool
tsbgod (5:38:58 PM): What was the drug when you were watching this leg grow?
ziur_ziur (5:39:08 PM): I seen some cool things in my lifetime
ziur_ziur (5:39:39 PM): I had taken many types of drugs...
tsbgod (5:39:47 PM): Exactly...
ziur_ziur (5:39:50 PM): I was high
ziur_ziur (5:39:56 PM): Real high
ziur_ziur (5:39:58 PM): Lol
tsbgod (5:39:59 PM): You were hallucinating
ziur_ziur (5:40:21 PM): Yeah then she turned into a dragon and tried to eat me
tsbgod (5:40:29 PM): lol
tsbgod (5:40:58 PM): I sometimes wonder about you when you says things liek you seen a miracle. Then say you seen a leg grow right in fron tof you.
ziur_ziur (5:40:59 PM): Have you used drugs?
ziur_ziur (5:41:09 PM): It's the truth
tsbgod (5:41:10 PM): I have never had a beer, nor a drug in my life.
ziur_ziur (5:41:17 PM): I'm not lying to you
ziur_ziur (5:41:41 PM): I had a vision before
ziur_ziur (5:41:51 PM): Many years ago
tsbgod (5:41:59 PM): If you think someone is going to believe a leg grew right in front of you..then u are delirious.
ziur_ziur (5:42:06 PM): Pretty cool also
tsbgod (5:42:20 PM): So God made it grow?
ziur_ziur (5:42:33 PM): Well just cause you don't believe doesn't mean it didn't happen
ziur_ziur (5:42:42 PM): What do I gain in lying to you?
ziur_ziur (5:42:51 PM): Am I taking your money?
tsbgod (5:42:51 PM): Nothing to do with believing..it is a fact this cannot happen.
ziur_ziur (5:43:11 PM): God does super natural things
ziur_ziur (5:43:18 PM): That's what makes him God
tsbgod (5:43:26 PM): You are brainwashed and see hallucinations
ziur_ziur (5:43:28 PM): He parted the red Sea
tsbgod (5:43:48 PM): Yeah like the same way he saves people from dying everyday.
ziur_ziur (5:43:52 PM): Israel passed through
ziur_ziur (5:44:08 PM): Egyptians drowned
tsbgod (5:44:18 PM): Mythical
ziur_ziur (5:44:28 PM): There's evidence of chariot wheels in that sea
tsbgod (5:44:34 PM): Dude you really need to come to grips
ziur_ziur (5:44:39 PM): Lol
tsbgod (5:44:44 PM): legs growing
tsbgod (5:44:46 PM): LMFAO
ziur_ziur (5:44:49 PM): It's true man
ziur_ziur (5:44:56 PM): It's true
tsbgod (5:45:05 PM): Possibly..the funniest thing you have ever said to me about God and his miracles.
tsbgod (5:45:17 PM): It's not true.
ziur_ziur (5:45:27 PM): You weren't there
tsbgod (5:45:28 PM): A leg cannot grow in front of you.
ziur_ziur (5:45:35 PM): You can't say that
tsbgod (5:45:43 PM): Yes I can.
ziur_ziur (5:45:43 PM): God can make it grow
ziur_ziur (5:45:49 PM): He made our bodies
tsbgod (5:45:56 PM): No..I think you mean an erection LOL
ziur_ziur (5:46:13 PM): He gave you a brain, a body etc
tsbgod (5:46:20 PM): so you say
tsbgod (5:46:24 PM): we do not know that.
ziur_ziur (5:46:26 PM): He can make a leg grow
ziur_ziur (5:46:45 PM): If he can create our world
ziur_ziur (5:46:53 PM): He make a little leg grow
tsbgod (5:46:58 PM): I have been praying for a bigger penis for a long time now...you think he will get back to me? LOL
ziur_ziur (5:47:11 PM): Maybe
ziur_ziur (5:47:15 PM): Keep praying
tsbgod (5:47:16 PM): All I have to do is let Jesus in my life?
ziur_ziur (5:47:17 PM): Lol
ziur_ziur (5:47:24 PM): No
tsbgod (5:47:28 PM): and I will get a bigger COCK?
ziur_ziur (5:47:48 PM): Who knows
tsbgod (5:47:56 PM): God knows!
ziur_ziur (5:48:05 PM): Ask him then
ziur_ziur (5:48:10 PM): Don't ask me
tsbgod (5:48:12 PM): I want a big thick FLACID one.
tsbgod (5:48:24 PM): I told you I have prayed for that.
tsbgod (5:48:34 PM): Is he like Santa?
ziur_ziur (5:48:58 PM): I speak in tongues
ziur_ziur (5:49:04 PM): Heard of that?
tsbgod (5:49:28 PM): You speak in hallucinations
ziur_ziur (5:49:42 PM): Oh man
tsbgod (5:50:20 PM): Ok I got to hit the casino..Hopefully God helps me win tonight
ziur_ziur (5:50:29 PM): Gl
tsbgod (5:50:38 PM): then someday he will make my kickstand grow
tsbgod (5:50:48 PM): Peace out Messiah!

Return to “Beliefs & Politics”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest